Ive been giving a lot of thought to your situation of not having a job and staying here in your room for days. Your father and I actually discussed this and agreed that since you have no ambition to go seek a real job, I am going to prep you for a job you may actually enjoy.
I have quite an extensive group of female friends who are constantly complaining their husbands dont satisfy them in bed. You, my lazy step son are going to be their salvation. They will offer to take you to nice dinners and donate to your future college fund if you ever decide to attend your classes someday. You certainly are of age to have a career started by now. I am going to coach you to your new career path.
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