Miss Fyre had enough of your classroom antics & finally sent you to the principal’s office. She explains that you’re always so distracted in class & she’s afraid you’re going to fail. She’s tried calling your mother, she’s tried everything, but you still won’t pay attention. Principal Syren seems to have an understanding of the mind of young men, an understanding of the sexual frustration at that age, and explains to your teacher that it’s the hormones. She has an idea that will surely get your attention, and Miss Fyre can earn some Continuing Education Credits while helping a problem student.