Life has gotten so damn strange. First, your father leaves me and informs me he will continue to pay for my lifestyle as long as you stay living in this house with me. How many men leave their wives to continue being a step mom to a grown son?

I am trying the dating thing only to attract the biggest of losers time after time. This latest guy doesn’t even have the nerve to break up with me to my face. He is the one who said we were exclusive and set up a romantic weekend away with me. I show up at his door to see a post it note informing me we are breaking up. I could really use some attention right now. You”re here, I’m here, what do you say to a little fun to help boost my morale? As soon as the divorce papers go through with your dad I wont even be your stepmother so why don’t we get the party started a little early.

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